The Last Tarbender

February 2017

A study conducted by psychologists proves that women are better at multitasking than men. Men, of course, disagree. We argue that there is proof that men can focus on two things at once.

They’re called breasts.

Our bold honesty came in handy in a conversation with Bodog Girl Lauren Pacheco. She didn’t agree with our argument, but she was nice enough to show us why women’s brains are designed to perform several tasks simultaneously.

Lauren invited us over to her place. She danced around, juggled lemons and liquor bottles, and debated with us about multitasking while preparing Margaritas. She also managed to shut down our feeble attempt to persuade her to do body shots.

It’s hard to argue against a case study proven by psychologists. It’s even more difficult when Lauren is in a tight t-shirt and short-shorts toasting Margaritas with you.

Add in the only two things men can focus on at once and we’ve lost the argument entirely.

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